I realize that by putting my blog out there for all of the world to see, it makes me accountable for the shit that comes out of my mouth.
I also realize not everyone will like what I have to say or how I choose to say it.
To which I say:
Because this is MINE. And I choose to share it with YOU. But, if you don’t like what I have to say, you can make the choice not to read it.
I will not stop swearing. It’s therapeutic for me and it sets the tone for how I am feeling and the way I would like to express it.
If you don’t want your kids to see it, don’t let them read my blog. Have them de-friend me on Facebook. I promise, my day won’t be ruined because I wasn’t alerted by social media about their exploits at open skate with their BFF’s or why their pimple faced boyfriend likes the school skank.
If you are offended by what I write you may either
A) Not read my blog
B) Grow a thicker skin
C) Gain a sense of humor and stop taking life so seriously
D) Fuck off
That last one was a little harsh, but if you were hurt by it feel free to exercise your right to options A, B or C.
I use my blog to vent. About morons, kids, ex-husbands and everyday bullshit that annoys me, amuses me, or gives me pause.
I have verbal diarrhea. And a broken internal filter. So when I blog about shitting my pants, or hating the People of Walmart, take it with a grain of salt, and just fucking laugh.
Life isn’t meant to be taken so seriously. No one makes it out alive anyway.