Just wanted to let everyone know that my blog is about to get a makeover! I can't technically be called a "Flabby Ninja" anymore, but I can continue to wow you with my super human awesomeness and bitch/blog about everyday things. You know, the things we all want to bitch/talk about but don't want to say out loud because people get all "Oh no she didn't!!" and "Did she just say what I think she said??". And the answer to both is YES. I. DID.
So be prepared, put on some Depends and enjoy the crazy ride!