Hey, you. Yeah, you. Follow me....

....and bring your friends.

I am now here:

http://simplyunflabulous.wordpress.com/

And here:

https://twitter.com/#!/simplyunflab

Come hang out. Tell people how super awesome and funny I am. Did I mention your hair looks great today and you have really nice teeth and you look like you've lost weight? Because I mean it all.

It's where all the cool kids go. What are you waiting for? Let's go!

Extreme Makeover: Blog Edition

Just wanted to let everyone know that my blog is about to get a makeover! I can't technically be called a "Flabby Ninja" anymore, but I can continue to wow you with my super human awesomeness and bitch/blog about everyday things. You know, the things we all want to bitch/talk about but don't want to say out loud because people get all "Oh no she didn't!!" and "Did she just say what I think she said??". And the answer to both is YES. I. DID.

So be prepared, put on some Depends and enjoy the crazy ride!